Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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