Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
you never un-have a 4some
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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