hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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