i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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