"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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