Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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