Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sorry about my life...
My vagina is very pro this idea
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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