i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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