Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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