can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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