You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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