just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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