If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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