I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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