I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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