I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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