My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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