New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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