It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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