The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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