Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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