This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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