Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
