Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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