how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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