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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(503): View more from Oregon

I could make wine with my vomit

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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(205): View more from Alabama

just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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(979): View more from Texas

we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?

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(631): View more from New York

You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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(201): View more from New Jersey

normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.

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(818): View more from California

I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!

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(760): View more from California

And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!

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