I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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