I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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