just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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