You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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