I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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