he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Floor bacon is actually really good
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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