My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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