i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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