If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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