I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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