I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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