Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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