real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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