He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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