i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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