Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
babies were throwing up all over the place
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm just crazy horny about you
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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