Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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