is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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