Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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