i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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