I cockslap morals
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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