ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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