Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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