have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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