Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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