Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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