I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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